HAHAHAHAHAHA! FIVE (5) TURNOVERS! Yes, the Ducks are in attack mode!#runupthescore #fucktheseminoles #GoDucks

More Ducks scoring off FSU turnovers, please. #GoNoles #fucktheseminoles

I do believe that Jimbo just told his rapist QB to calm the fuck down or else he's going to the bench! #fucktheseminoles

Now we need a defensive stop and a Jameis Winston indictment... But I'd settle for an inadvertent groin-stomp. #fucktheseminoles #GoDucks

I love me some Super Mario! #GoDucks #fucktheseminoles

All I want for Xmas is to see the stain of shame on Big Ben's bottom! #upsetstomach #UpsetAlert #PITvsCIN

Chris Collinsworth just said Roethlisberger was in the bowels of the stadium. Heh heh. #poopjokes #PITvsCIN

So Ben Roethlisberger has an upset tummy? I can only hope he shits himself on field. #greatestgameever #PITvsCIN

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Family night at the card table isn't the same without a stirring duet of Sweet Child o' Mine by the Feducia sisters. #family #bouree