RT @WhatIDoAllDay: I’m officially letting these folks off the thank-you note hook: new moms, the bereaved, and women jilted at the altar. R…

RT @WhatIDoAllDay: "Call and I'll come running," is Southern Lady code for "walking at a fast clip, weighted down by my purse."

RT @burrrrrberry: Dear higher being, If I don't hit the lottery, please don't let one of these other undeserving fucks win either. Sincere…

Love this photo from @ChaosPoker https://t.co/eG7dpivg7N

Took the day off from tournaments yesterday. Back at it today at the Wynn. Buy in is 400, guarantee 50k. The poker room here is gorgeous.

Out of stud8. Absolutely nothing interesting happened, after the @NormanChad starburst incident, #wsop40

Seriously, @NormanChad , I can play poker, or I can enjoy a delicious, fruit-flavored candy, but I can't do both.

Playing stud8 @wsop. Sitting next to @NormanChad . He's quieter than usual. Think he's mad that I didn't take a starburst from him. #wsop40

Out of #wsop37 in 179th. My JJ<66. had 1/2 ante left for the next hand, but no miracle comeback in the cards for me (see what I did there?)

In the money at #wsop37.