I'd like to see Joe McKeehen win because he was a poor orphan boy, raised by a family of gentle otters after they found him abandoned in a boat when he was a baby. Joe's hair is woven from twigs and branches that Mother Otter gathered from the forest. She attached it to his head using a little love and a lot of saliva. She also used matted otter hair from the rest of her family to craft his beard so he'd fit in with the rest of otterkind.

Now Mother Otter is very old and ill. Her little otter kidneys are failing after drinking too much otter gin and smoking too many otter crack pipes. Her only hope is an otter dialysis machine but because she lives in the US of States, they cost a lot of money. Joe bought a copy of Kidney Failure Monthly magazine and found that the only suitable machine for otter dialysis costs $7,683,346. He scraped together his last $10,000 and entered the main event, hoping to take it down for his loving otter mother who had tenderly nurtured him to adulthood.

This heartbreaking tale is the reason that I want Joe McKeehen to win the bracelet.



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