@blamberr 0-2 today in NBA!! Need. Help. Please.

I love #dunks so much but 20 minutes for a coffee? #startingtogetold drive thru should be just for beverages.

Just checked the calendar to see what year we're in. #fuck

@blamberr #Heat what the F'ing hell is going on?

Sparkling Pinot noir? I've never heard of ya but I'll never forget ya.

Fermented apple and carrot soda. Interesting.

#momofuku #ko just sat down and am pumped for this. Just ordered the beverage pairing.

@blamberr no way Indy beats heat? Right? That's like Douglas beating Tyson again.

In case you haven't been to DMV in a while I'm here to tell ya it still sucks.

I just tried to connect my car phone charger to my ear. #itsgonnabealongday