Ate a bowl of dog kibbles last night thinking they were chex mix http://t.co/3BO7Qr8dPJ

If you are in more than 5 Fantasy Football leagues.. You're sucker than me

I knew I was in trouble when my blind draw partner pulled out her counting beads on first tee. Got 36 strokes and guy par on 2 holes! Boom!

Old guys drool! Boom @Jake_Solis @garyc101 @abittikofer @BGudim @Gsespoker

Never see young bloods like @Jake_Solis @Gsespoker @abittikofer any more #hoodieinternetpunks know sumthing. ? Where live $? Palace?

Luv Fri nites @Bay101Casino! If I didn't have 7am Tee time I wood play with these Bozos all nite! ... http://t.co/zhRP4fKfgW

@SavagePoker @MaryannSavage asked me thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. Matt is well but still on meds. He request we not visit

@SavagePoker out surgery and asking for his phone. Lot of pain! Please no visitors until further notice. Will update tomorrow

RT @SavageGolf: Great group, only lost $140 to group of hacks @RasheedsRools @TDTones1 and @BGudim w/ a 79! http://t.co/y6xsIDxD8A <~Boom!

Pasatiempo is #nocountry4oldmen .. Still beat @SavagePoker out of $30.. Broke rule #7 I get another chance ... http://t.co/XCQT3Dg3mh