Well the nice thing to do would be to take a friend to Malta but sod that, I hate those fools! This is my chance to live like a balla and escape the mundine work grind. It's my time baby! One time!
I get there and go see the car collection (10pts), it's ok but dissapointed to not see my Vauxhall Zafira inluded. Next I go wine tasting (10pts), it's full of gargling noises and I think spitting it out in a bucket is a waste of good liquor. Down the hatch in one! I drink my bodyweight in wine and head to dinner. (15pts)
You can't beat a good steak. I'll have mine with masses of chips and garden peas. Nice one!
I head to the Music Club (15pts) and do the Cha Cha Slide for 4 hours straight only stopping to down copius amounts of shots! Right now for the good part, head to the strip joint (20pts) for a couple of hours where a lose my WSOP main event buy in money which I have been saving for ten years! Oh well, Sleazy Sally was well worth it!
Next day i'm so hungover I go to the main event in just my dressing gown and slippers, security don't bat an eyelid at me. I get one of those Thai massages to give my aching body a boost (10pts). It's so good I fall asleep in my Main Event seat and sleep the entire tournament. My chips are blinded off for a few hours and I wake up and the cleaners are poking me to go home.
Ah well, at least I never got the chance to donk my chips off with 72 offsuit in the first hand like last year!
Now for once last visit at the Strip Club to see Sleazy Sally!!! (20pts)
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