You will either be drinking it or breaking it. Be safe my friend. https://t.co/nEcbjS5be0

I wonder if after the election, the loser's team will still be confident about victory.

Strangely enough, that sounds like a Hillary supporter. https://t.co/LCooDks0oo

Had we had the election 3 months ago we could have gotten a bunch more voters by making all polling places a Pokémon Go stop.

The reason I haven't talked politics on social media. If U R on my side, nothing gained. If U R not, U will think I'm a fool. No win. GO USA

If we all vote for the stoner, we would have a lot of fun 4 years and he would probably sober up after being President. Everybody wins.

I have gotten paper cuts from cardboard. Just think it's funny no 1 in her camp brought an umbrella for her when it… https://t.co/actPsmnzFI

Can we all agree to move election back 1 month. I think it helps us all get along better & encourages healthy communication.

'@realDonaldTrump has life threatened & he goes back on stage. Hillary leaves stage due to sprinkles.@GitRDoneLarry DontCareWhoURThatsFunny

Life lessons-At the grocery store, if u see an "easytograb" shopping cart pulled away from the rest, don't take it. It will have a bad wheel