Watching main event coverage w Phil Iveys son @kaizerkp. Gotta get em out with threes and suck em in with fours. http://t.co/mQ8nE1QjCr

"I've lost many battles, but I've never lost track of the war. No retreat. No surrender."-Hank Moody

Today marks the first day that I've ever used a beard trimmer...to trim my beard.

This guy hasn't played one hand of poker since the main event, but he sure as hell has made a lot of birdies. http://t.co/wznvoeidOx

In 2/5 game and "pros" are outwardly laughing at how rec players played their hands once face up. #TheyJustDontGetIt #WhyYouStillGrindMicros

Am I cool w/ you? @thakilla http://t.co/xa8Nhhvcyw

6am @ClaytonMaguire phone call tells me he married a stripper, got his cc stolen and broke a bottle at marquee. I think they're all related.

Lately I've had urges to do bad things. But then I think about ending up on @RandyDorfman twitter and I DONT do those things. #RDMyAntiDrug

RT @thakilla: Every time I click a "NSFW" link I think about how sad I'd be if I couldn't have clicked it because I had a job.

Just when you think you've given it your all, there's always somebody working just a little bit harder http://t.co/1cxEKxBJEC