RT @BigJohnTerry: BREAKING: Ashley Young has been rushed to hospital after being poked on Facebook.

Serious case of manflu #dieing

Surely Heskeys due a recall?

Managed to set all the alarms off and lock myself out the office so far today #productive #isitfridayyet

RT @GeniusFootball: RvP: "Arsenal lack ambition." Giroud is now playing in front of Ozil, Cazorla & Wilshere. van Persie has Cleverley, C…

RT @FootyAccums: Remember when Fellaini had a £24million buyout clause a few weeks ago? United wait til deadline day and pay £27.5million #…

Can't wait to watch Ozil in the pl... but not as much as i can't wait to see Sakho smash the shit outta him #deadlineday

Now Fellani and Ozil to fall through would be amazing #ssn #talktomejim #deadlineday

Good luck Fabio Borini at Sunderland! Score plenty #deadlineday

Ozil deal has said to be announced on the hour since about 2.. hes waiting for someone to hijack it obviously!!