RT @GSElevator: “I don’t post on Facebook. It’s more important for me to have a great life than it is for people to think I have one."

The average age of the public in Tavistock is: dead! #coffindodgers

Feel the pain argies, feel the pain!

RT @GSElevator: “We’d be a lot less critical of women’s bodies if we had to walk around with our dicks out 24/7."

Huge WIN for the bookies tonight!! #PunterBashing

RT @LewisHamilton: I will be announcing the winner of my #Silverstone cap shortly.There's still time to enter. RT&fav this status for a cha…

WSOP ME players: when tweeting stack sizes, don't put the starting stack. We know. And if they don't they prolly don't give a shit anyway.

RT @sorelmizzi: Giving away 1% of my WSOP main event action to one random follower who retweets this. I have cashed 4 times out of 7. #foll…

RT @TSBible: Lewis Hamilton wins the British Grand Prix! http://t.co/OYOTky0yD5

Vettel is SUCH a cry baby!! Proved it today! Bad season = tears before bedtime! #F1 #Vettel #Alonso