@CHARMANder91 I hear you're the opening act for the dapper laughs your, when did you become funny?

Sly people are the worst people

RT @phoebegeox: Fuck off rain you slippy wet twat

Would kill for a macdonalds right now

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Can't wait to see DMX destroy Zimmerman in the ring, should be hilarious #ZimmermanVsDMX

RT @Obkins: http://t.co/ARexEmsb6k

Super productive day today in the office 😁

Just when i thought today couldn't get any worse mood in free fall, i hate being right so often #sly

Just about to watch one of my favourite Keanu Reeves movies http://t.co/7w6i3MGVgs