Yea Gone Girl was really that good.. Just the type of marriage I'll likely find myself in #smartissexy

RT @EdMillerPoker: In case you didn't know, civil asset forfeiture has made it de facto illegal to carry cash in many US jurisdictions. htt…

"We don't buy no drinks at the bar!... Pop champagne..." *while buying drinks at the bar*

Really?? Mill ave? Sureeee

Is this a real thing? http://t.co/PkSvbuBQCS

Because it's my birthday! foundmee #xivmademedoit #1942 @ XIV Sessions http://t.co/0qy0jpH7qa

We are dealing with ISIS and Russia, and this is "breaking news"? LOL @CNN http://t.co/GO5YgC1Lfc

A day off in #SantaMonica http://t.co/EsKjg3U5aL

Commerce game breaks at 9am, no rooms. Sit in traffic for 2hrs or full ring limit holdem? #itsclose

Yea Im popping bottles with my mom tonight