Gave a guy 1000-1 on his $1 that he wouldn’t get dealt exactly Jc9c the following two hands. He was drawing dead af… https://t.co/WgnfC83g2S

RT @notthefakeSVP: There are flying dragons. They breathe fire. One had blue eyes and was an undead, zombie dragon that melted a big ass ic…

This is a fun game. You list six bands/artists that you've seen at a gig/concert and one lie. People leave a reply… https://t.co/RMbbBR3o4h

Beware of The Gingerdread Man: https://t.co/hUyZgsozwH

Nuggets just letting everyone know they’re down with airplane sex, with tonight’s jerseys. Getting extra exposure for the club, in 4 OTs.

For my homies from the 206: “JACK. JACK. DEUCE!” #onetime #AlsoThe253and425 https://t.co/rIt6w8Hn8f

I just coolered a guy for stacks, JJ > 88 on JJ8-8-T. It’s cool though, I told him “sorry fofty.”… https://t.co/CfRuAUkIK1

Seems like he skipped options 1&2, getting dealt out or ordering something else. #WhatCouldGoWrong #NewSetupPlease https://t.co/D6PuNFM5JT

I’m not going to the game. I’ll merely be watching on tv. But I’m still nervous and excited for my first ever playo… https://t.co/aDJbXn4Dk7

This shirt is much less controversial at second glance. https://t.co/w1Pik421bZ