Low blows are entertaining.

You have not truly entered the flaming depths of hell until you have stumbled upon Jezebel. jesus fucking christ.

Just got prank called by my 10 year old sister trying to make a pizza delivery order.(strange or genius?) I think that means she misses me.

RT @MikeAnissimov: Putin on Americans (19 minute mark) http://t.co/xVPzPyc1GX

Going to a country concert with real country fans sounds better than a rock/rap/edm show full of neon wearing phonies on their cell phones.

Does anyone fucking knock anymore?

http://t.co/J94wczcKqn An entertaining perspective of a gold-digger.

RT @JosephKahn: Between Lena Dunham and Seth Rogen, I think I am done with naked fat white people.

Consider the insanely high ratio of weed tattoos to beer can tattoos a modern day conundrum.

I spent the day wondering what percentage of men are Eskimo brothers with their dad.