So I couldn't connect my kindle to the wifi so the boy did some hacking magic and sorted it. #justaskthekids #internetgeneration

If they vote AGAINST again, that might be news. More reason (as if I need any) to deride organised religion.

Is it just me that doesn't give a shit what the General Synod is voting on? Yes, equality for women. Obviously. Move on, every newscast.

Boy's in his last exam as we speak. Marathon comes to an end. #puballafternoonthen #owesmeapint Seriously, GL Joe. You've worked for it.

Right. Quick dogwalk A level calmness and preparation therapy for the boy before this afternoon. #countryliving

Sucks to not be at the #WSOP this year. Enjoying coverage in a masochistic kind of way. #nexttime #1for1cashes

I hate A levels. And I'm not even doing them. #anxiousfather #hardestexamsofyourlife

#HMRCgovuk are threatening to take further action to recover £0.00 penalty. Been on phone for 40 mins, not sorted. #compentent

FFS. Norton is telling me I have a ZBot trojan. That's going to be expensive. Bastards.

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