Why did the baker wash his hands? Because he kneaded a poo. #UKPunDay

Knock knock. Whose there? Toby. Toby who? Toby Lewis. https://t.co/MsWOFoYLlu

RT @millafc64: @SquidPoker Concentrate on your poker, you idiot

RT @stonecold2050: Just my luck, 250 million year old salt and it expires next year. https://t.co/XjK9L51x8D

Almost finished @arobertwebb ‘s how not to be a boy. Laughing to myself on the tube like a madman one minute, holdi… https://t.co/o4kNKLP5W9

RT @RealYakisobaMan: @Inside_NEM What can I say—Informative, Responsive, Transparent - you have set the standard on crisis management is th…

RT @Mexxerio: "#NEM developers have done #Coincheck and investors that lost millions of dollars in the hacking attack a tremendous favor by…

RT @Mexxerio: - 500+ million #XEM removed from circulation - Free JPY to buy back #XEM. - International publicity for #NEM. - South Korea…

RT @Sporf: WINNER: Fancy dress costume of the year at @WorldRugby7s. 😂🥑👏 https://t.co/5CGG76XzJg

RT @PaulRieger: @Poloniex Please reject any NEM account that owns mizunashi.coincheck_stolen_funds_do_not_accept_trades:owner_of_this_accou…