If you can't punch it in after being bailed out twice by the refs inside the 10, you might as well not show up for the 2nd half.

OMGROFLWTFBBQ!!!! (football reasons)

Thanks to UCLA's nailbiter win over Utah, I'm fairly certain I will die a few years earlier now.

RT @espn: The @Dodgers have an advantage greater than home field: Clayton Edward Kershaw.

RT @howardstutz: Dodgers! Enough said. #GoDodgers #BoysinBlue

I feel like the Stat of the Season(tm) for football is showing "chance to make playoffs with x record".

Its official. God hates both Cleveland and Buffalo.

RT @OPReport: NEW: GCG says they will not start reviewing FTP petitions until after Nov 16th.

lol Pirates. #NLDS

Less than 2% of remission claims have been filed to date. File your FTP petition now, not later: http://t.co/fbrQZqJ3Vr (h/t @OPReport)