Tonight in the @NBA we saw @WashWizards and @KennethFaried35 come back to earth and that the @cavs still suck.

Never thought I'd say this but it's official @masonplumlee is legit @BrooklynNets

RT @SI_PeterKing: I was a Giants’ beat guy in 1986, Lawrence Taylor’s MVP year. I think this season by Watt is better.

People who turn down deals on @ABCSharkTank hate money.

Happy bday to me. If anyone has a time machine I'd love to use it. Fuck being 33 aka Scottie Pippen. Wish I could go back to Jordan.

Jewish Christmas consists of going to the movies, getting Chinese take out, and hitting up the casino.

@spurs please sign Josh Smith. Thank you.

If you were a part of the 20 way chop that just went down @LivePokerRoom you should be ashamed of yourself. #soft

Guy next to me flops 3 sets in a row vs top top twice. Is this real life?

Bagged a few chips @HorseshoeBmore main. Table at end of night 8 players, 4 @LivePokerRoom employees #degens