@amylee21 RT @GoogleFacts: RT @StrangeAnimaIs The Pudu deer is the world's smallest deer. http://t.co/9q1S28e9Pn

Watching baseball. Every time announcer says #DBacks, I "hear" Dbags. I wonder how many times that slip-up has actually occurred.

So good seeing @dustiniannotti @JohnErminio @joannafravel @jeremybotter @MattBrownM2 at @FamilyTableLV today! Thanks for the support! <3

Finally watching The Great Gatsby. PROS: Leo, confetti, balloons CONS: Too much CGI, Jay-Z didn't live in the 20s.Mildly disappointed so far

Are you guilty of any of these @nathanielbgray? http://t.co/iQGIey1XOT @ChipotleTweets

RT @Frank_Underwood: The word spoken to one ear can be more powerful than the word spoken to a million ears. The trick is to know your audi…

Oh @NikeTennis, why wouldn’t you make these for women?! The silver version is nice, but I want gold on my feet. 😔 http://t.co/Hv88g3eEdP

When I pay for my coffee with the change at the bottom of my purse, I feel like it’s free.

Definitely left my tennis bag at home this morning. How am I gonna play in slacks, a blouse, and flip flops!? #lifefail (it was cold anyway)

Yes, this. Please and thank you. RT @tchanpoker: Proposal: a ban on the use of “uber” as a modifier, unless you’re actually speaking German.