Dylan Hortin 29 Aug 2017
Dylan Hortin @DylanHortin
RT @thronesfacts: Game of Thrones Episode 6 - Friends Parody https://t.co/fM5iGd9H2r
RT @bromanconsul: ME: sorry I'm late guys, had some work stuff come up BRAN STARK: he was masturbating
Dylan Hortin 25 Aug 2017
RT @nachosarah: did you know if you put mentos into a bottle of diet coke it will do nothing to cease the endless looping darkness in your…
RT @nachosarah: I'm so glad we didn't elect a female who'd act overly dramatic and irrationally with nuclear weapons
RT @nachosarah: it's gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing and are all looking at each other like holy shit should we…
RT @nachosarah: between the nuclear bombs and nazis I can't figure out if we're in a good spielberg film or one that he let george lucas fu…
RT @nachosarah: he won't really run for president he won't really get the nomination he won't really win the election he won't really start…
RT @nachosarah: saying you're sorry you voted for trump is like saying sorry I fucked your goat like thanks but you're still someone who li…
RT @nachosarah: I'm not worried about trump because sooner or later he's going to get a blowjob and we know that's when america will put it…
RT @brittlestar: This just instantly made today better... https://t.co/mAnwSqgA5n
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