Dylan Hortin 12 Apr 2016
Dylan Hortin @DylanHortin
RT @david8hughes: [boss shows me cctv from last night] Boss: so you're denying that's you fucking the fax machine? Me [squinting]: that's t…
RT @ch000ch: i feel like porn has given me such unrealistic expectations for sex. for example, having it with another person
RT @ieatanddrink: I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stu…
RT @dubstep4dads: chipotle employee: black or pinto me: i dont care employee: ...ok me: i wouldnt care if u stabbed me right here employee:…
RT @ch000ch: [stares at laptop screen for 3 hours with no actual objective] i wish i had time to do things
Dylan Hortin 11 Apr 2016
RT @plenopads: 2:00pm, Going to sleep early tonight, so tired 10:00pm, Alright, time to sleep 2:30am, So male seahorses give birth?!
Dylan Hortin 9 Apr 2016
RT @kittykuopoker: Doing Streaming @ https://t.co/6rOiB0Bds7 with @fees88 tomorrow at noon (4pm PST) Retweet this tweet for a shot at 5% m…
Dylan Hortin 8 Apr 2016
RT @RunItOnce: "Don't study a lot without playing and don't play a lot without studying. They need to happen together if you want to improv…
RT @catehall: *I mess up a poker thing* "Well, I'm sure everyone will know a mistake doesn't mean I suck" *someone else messes up* "Wow, th…
Dylan Hortin 7 Apr 2016
RT @ch000ch: Commercial for Twizzlers: [closeup of man eating twizzlers who's not sad but not really happy either] ANNOUCNER: "Twizzlers…
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