Darrel Dier 3 Jan 2018
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RT @TheTweetOfGod: I cannot understate how small @realDonaldTrump’s penis is.
Great convo with my Indian skydiving friend. People that know me well believe in my abilities and give me confidence in anything I take on.
Darrel Dier 31 Dec 2017
Ended the year by punting 55bbs into the guy that shit his pants and got slowrolled. Cheers.
Raising 86s and flopping nut straight against a set is very, very satisfying.
Resolutions: finish the album with Robin, build a van to live out of, and do my first BASE jump at the bridge.
Darrel Dier 30 Dec 2017
RT @Oatmeal: Me: I wonder what time it is *picks up phone. Watches a video of a pug riding a tricycle. Puts phone back down.* Me: I wond…
I've been watching a lot of Game Time on NBAtv since being reintroduced to a TV and one of my favorite things is th… https://t.co/gCB0fThZK6
Darrel Dier 29 Dec 2017
I just made a masturbation bet with myself. I'm gonna choke the shit out of this loser if he doesn't pay up.
Darrel Dier 28 Dec 2017
I just tipped my king with more time on the clock than I started with. I punt so hard. Still up 45 games on my friend but holy shit dude.
Darrel Dier 27 Dec 2017
Heard on NPR that Bezos gained $34bn this year. What an American hero, his employees are still over worked for minimum wage.
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