BoM2015: Thursday 01:05

#BoMRKH2015

The gap between posts is due to me attempting to live a baller lifestyle and party with Maria Ho at a karaoke bar. She is hilarious and pumped out Mixalots's "Baby Got Back". 

A lot of twerking was happening and it's really hard to type as you're shaking your arse.

I'm not one for noisy bars as a general rule, but the atmosphere was amazing, the poker world dragging together freaks/geniuses from all backgrounds. 

I met some cool people, including the Canadian who didn't kill me when I called him American, two homosexual Swedish men who were obsessed with Mary Berry, and a Portugese man named Manuel who openly admitted that he knew nothing.

After my 1st night here, I'm left wondering why I haven't spent more time/money/effort qualifying for packages abroad for mid-buyin tourneys before now; the only answer I have is that I'm an idiot.

I'm going to turn in, breakfast starts at 7am and I never miss a free meal! 

I've laid out my uniform for the morning, what colour goes with fish?